Frat Pledge: I’m Not Loving This Ratio
“What did he think the word ‘fraternity’ meant?”
Monthly Archives: January 2018
Mississippi State Bans Hog Fucking After Incident
“The kids are still going to be fucking hogs. We all know it. But now those kids are going to be fucking corn-fed hogs. Maybe even hogs grown in cages and forced to take growth hormones. Believe me, this university is going to see a spike in hog-fucking-related injuries.”
Go-Getter Just Gonna Break His New Year’s Resolutions Now
“Once I saw that Extra-Large Meat Lover’s pizza on the take-out menu, I was inspired by a burst of disinterest in my future. And the promise of bacon.”