Burger King To Be Open 25 Hours On 4/20
The nation’s third most profitable Burger King, located on Orrington Avenue, is looking to become the number one most profitable this 4/20 by doing what no other Hamburger Royalty dared to do before: stay open for 25 hours.
The King’s squire told Flipside, “Our 4:00 AM drunk crowd rush always brings in that extra cash. But by staying open long enough to transcend time, we’ll draw so many college students high enough to transcend reality.”
Burger King ordered double inventory of all ingredients as the managers expect customers to be extra hungry this Saturday.
The Squire also told Flipside that, “After this 4/20, Burger King will become Burger Emperor.”