You think your parents’ divorce (your fault) was bad? Just you sit your pretty little sweet hot
tight ass down and wait, because while most divorces can be awfully messy, NOTHING,
compares to this, because this nuclear family split in an incredible explosion.

Scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory had been studying the family of Duncan McOkiner
and his now ex-wife Sinead (née Meadhbh), as well as their two children Martin and Julie, for
over two years before their split in an incredible explosion which illuminated the Nevadan desert
at night. They were chosen by the researchers as part of Project Hostile-Noncombatant-Slayer-
Megabomb-3000, a government-sponsored program seeking to harness the power of toxic
relationships into a clean energy as part of Biden’s Build Back Better or Inflation Reduction Act
or whatever one of those things that Trump is definitely going to continue. However, observers
have been skeptical about what the ultimate aims of the government truly are with the project.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity (It was Ted), one member of Project HNSM-3000 who
has left the project spoke with Flipside and hinted–teased, if you will–at what the true end
goal is. “It’s a bomb”, he said, “It’s a bomb, I can’t really get clearer than that, hey why are you a
bear by the way?”.

Additionally, this anonymous informant (again, Ted) further explained that the source of the
energy within the nuclear family that’s so powerful once released has something to do with the
fact that Duncan never once lowered the toilet seat and that Sinead never actually answered him
when he asked “what’s a guy go to do to get a beer around here”. To set off the dangerous
situation, researchers simply had one of the kids ask Sinead what was for dinner while she was
clearly just trying to mind her business watching Real Housewives of New Jersey.
As to what the end goal of Project HNSM-3000 is, questions remain despite insight anonymous
sources (Ted). However, another Los Alamos project titled How-Do-We-Put-HNSM-3000-On-
Top-A-Missile might offer some clues