As debates rage across the country regarding the Epstein files, President Donald Trump has taken the initiative to release another set of files. Yesterday, the EpiPen files were released, concluding an RFK Jr.-ordered investigation that determined food allergies to be the root cause of autism.

The EpiPen files, based on the research of two doctors, Dr. Alma Kwack and Dr. Ty Lenal, found that EpiPens do not actually prevent allergic reactions, but rather redirect it to the brain. This then causes a mutation in the brain, which results in the development of autism.

“Food allergies and autism have both been on the rise since the 1990s,” said Dr. Kwack. “We’ve long suspected that their simultaneous surge in occurrence was linked, and our research has found that to be the case.”

“The release of the EpiPen files will be a monumental event in American history,” Trump declared in a televised address. “Many smart people were questioning, none more so than myself, how sticking a pen in your thigh could open airways. It makes no sense and is clearly an invention of the fake news media and Fauci. People used to eat anything and be healthy and nonautistic. People would eat anything without any restrictions and end up without any side effects, like the late great Hannibal Lecter.”

Kennedy Jr. found the report to be a validation of his life’s work. “All my life, I wanted to prove that autism was not something related to genetics and instead something that can be prevented,” Kennedy Jr. said. “I’d like to greatly thank Dr. Kwack and Dr. Lenal for their outstanding research.”