āThe new plot was bland, and the ending was a lazy and rushed attempt to conclude the presidency. Not to mention they cut out Mitt Romney, who was one of the best characters.ā
āI really feel for Olā Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinā, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itās truly a tragedy of our generation.ā
āI just really needed him to find someone fast so we could talk about baseball again, and I needed to weed out any liberal grandmas or āsnowflakesā,ā
Vice President Pence supports the presidentās Christian values and would not be Trumpās running mate if he had any ties with Satan.ā
Already, many curd groups are striking deals with the Russian and Syrian governments to remain competitive, receiving aid in the form of milk pasteurizers and arms shipments.
Despite what she is calling a āminor inconvenience,ā Nielsen says she is trying to look on the bright side.
When asked what he meant by this, Mr. Barr wasted no time responding, saying āmmmmmm those dirty, dirty Democrats want that juicy Mueller report.
Melania could not be reached for comment, as she was busy staring out a White House window, her hand pressed against the cold glass, thinking of the days when she was a young girl and had nothing, and how much she took those days for granted.
āI got them all, folks,ā the actual president said to raucous cheers from his unpaid Secret Service guards.
LookāIām not usually in favor of violence. However, Iāve been appalled by media attacks on Netflix over their new pricing plan. I have a simple message for my fellow Netflix customers who are considering defecting: if Netflix CEO Reed Hastings were to shoot someone in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue, I would have no qualms about continuing my subscription. The reason is simple: consider the alternatives. Iām not saying Netflix is perfect, but itās sure better than Hulu. Is it