It stares at me smugly, knowing it single-handedly motivated me to seek CAPS.
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What should I do? I didn’t even know I had a LinkedIn.
BREAKING: Instead of CTECs, Northwestern Students May Now Rate Classes by Selecting One of Dante Aligheri’s Nine Circles of Hell
“My econ professor gave us an assignment to freeze for all eternity,” remarks an anonymous sophomore.
Area Man Has Only Two Dimensions, Cannot Interact With Space and Time As Intended, Ceases To Exist Immediately
“Why would something like this happen to someone so normal?”
“It’s not bad at all,” she said. “I haven’t talked to my husband in almost a decade, and I’m growing hair out of holes I didn’t even know I had. So I can’t complain.”
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, “just ok.”
“The new plot was bland, and the ending was a lazy and rushed attempt to conclude the presidency. Not to mention they cut out Mitt Romney, who was one of the best characters.”
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.