Local Student Rests After Long Day of Mansplaining in the Class of 24 GroupMe
“I was a double legacy, so I would definitely say that I know more about Northwestern and being on campus than my peers.”
Author Archives: Declan Collins
Golden Globes Snub: I Was Once Again Not Nominated for My Experimental Student Film
My mom said my film was “a nice effort.” You’re telling me my mom has bad taste?
Local Man Makes it Almost Too Clear That He is Not Wearing Pants On Zoom Call
His classmates described this confession as “jarring,” “unnecessary,” and to some, “inspiring.”
Professor Who Talks about Bridgerton in Class Has Not Gotten to the “Wildest Dreams” Sex Scene Yet
Bennett can only cringe in embarrassment knowing that while her professor loves Daphne’s character arc in the first few episodes, she will soon watch the protagonist cum in two minutes with zero foreplay.
Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds “Journalism” to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, “just ok.”
Op-Ed: Yes, My Zoom Photo is My Headshot. I Hate Myself as Much as You Hate Me
I know that people assume I am a pretentious asshole who is completely full of myself. All of these assumptions are valid.