What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
āMost of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
Category Archives: No. 313
Professor Recognizes Student’s Canvas Introduction from Tinder Bio
āHere for a long time, not a good timeā
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, itās gotten to the point where I canāt take it anymore.”
Ask Flippy: Who Do I Need to Fuck to Get a Good Registration Time?
Seriously, why do I register with the freshmen when I am fully a junior??
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
āI got a text from Color last night saying āWhat that mouth do?āā
Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
āI think I really just needed some alone time,ā says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriendās apartment building.
BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.