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Local Frat Bro Clarifies His Body Enters ā€œHeterostasisā€ When He Goes to Sleep

In an official statement released last week, a local frat brother has clarified that his body enters ā€œheterostasisā€ when he sleeps. Thaddeus St. John, a second-year member of Hetta Hetta Rho, put out the official statement last Tuesday after his biology seminar. ā€œIt has come to my attention that most people enter a ā€˜homo stasisā€™ when they fall asleep,ā€ St. John wrote in the statement, which he posted to his Instagram story on Tuesday afternoon. ā€œI just want to clarify