We here at the Northwestern Flipside know how stressful it can be to come up with a Halloween costume that is both sexual and thought-provoking; that makes fellow party-goers turn their heads, not once but twice; and that says “I’m ready to party like I don’t have a midterm next week.” With that in mind, we have worked tirelessly to bring to you, dear reader, our unbiased, completely accurate, and universally applicable collection of past (and current) Northwestern University presidents who would make the best additions to your Halloweekend repertoire.  

Our first and oldest president, whose clothes you simply must don, is none other than our 1880’s-Golden-Age president: Joseph H. Cummings. Just as President Cummings erected the Dearborn Observatory in 1889, you too can inspire erections across campus in his revealing attire. Be careful, though, lest you accidentally show some ankle! 

Next on the list is an absolute classic. You know him, you love him: it’s President Michael Schill. Something about old Mikey Schill makes him an obvious addition to this list. Whether it be his unparalleled swagger or his penchant for research negotiations, emulating Schill’s qualities, if only just for a night, is sure to make you the star of the night. 

We here at Flipside like to save the best for last, however, and that honor simply must go to current president Mung Chiang. Whether you’re trying to get lost in the mix at a frat party or just get your boogie down with a signature dance, dressing up as President Chiang is scientifically shown to boost your confidence, eloquence, and intelligence by at least a hundred times. So, at the end of the day, there really is only one choice for your stitched-together costume you make the morning of the 31st: go big, go strong, go Mung.