Patrick Swayze Attempts Method Acting for Ghost 2
Student Wins UNO by Playing Wildcard
“Jazz the Beach” Less Popular than “Rock the Beach”
Cheney Ready to Lead Death Panels
WASINGTON—The former Vice-President has led an outspoken life after completing his second term in January. There is little doubt that he has been critical of the Democratic majority, particularly of President Obama’s decision to close Guantanamo Bay. He was heavily opposed to Obama’s new health care plan as well, until he learned of government “death panels.” “These new death panels,” Dick Cheney told The Flipside in an exuberant state, “will do great things for the American people. It will finally
Brett Favre Holds Press Conference to Announce Retirement from Press Conferences
MINNEAPOLIS—Minnesota Vikings quarterback and NFL great Brett Favre held a press conference today to announce that he would no longer be conducting press conferences. “This is a hard decision for me and my family,” Brett informed the media, “but I feel I can no longer execute solid press conferences like I could in Green Bay.” Favre then began crying and stated that he would offer no further comment. The announcement came as a surprise to many, who didn’t think Favre
Shocking News from the VMAs: MTV Plays Music Videos
Are You Talking to Area Man?
Iranian President Wins Flippy Awards with 134% of the Vote
Iranian President Wins Flippy Awards with 134% of the Vote

