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[Tabloid Issue] RETRACTION: Morty Schapiro Is NOT Bigfoot, But May in Fact Be Jewish
While Schapiro failed the definitive Packard-Woller Extraterrestrial Examination, the Tanzer-Pfaff Jewish Ratio found that the name “Schapiro” has the requisite 5:3 proportion of consonants to vowels, denoting a 78% probability of Jewishness.
[Tabloid Issue] Sophomore Awkwardly Looks away while Passing Girl She Asked to Be Her Freshman Roommate
Much to Kelter’s surprise, she and Gaerke did not hang out even once during their freshman year. After a few brief hellos during Wildcat Welcome 2012, they stopped acknowledging one another altogether.
Evanston Grants Starbucks Liquor License; New Menu Leaked
Oreo vs. Cocaine: Which Should You Choose?
Medill Announces JR Partnership with Foxconn
Starting this winter, students will have the option of working for Taiwanese manufacturer Foxconn in a “hands-on” role designed to “give students valuable media production experience” by having them produce DVD cases, Kindles, and iPods.
Pixar Canada to Shut Down after Release of Wall-Eh?
Forrest Gump Has Had Too Many Boxes of Chocolates
Mayor Tisdahl Cancels A&O Blowout for Fear of “Group Love”
Sophmore Dies of Internal Bleeding Following 20th Successive “Welcome Back” Hug