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Socially Anxious Freshman Secretly Relieved by Dillo’s Five-Hour Break
Magazine: Does Arrested Development Meet Your Expectations?
Macklemore Would Have Played Dillo Day If We Had Asked
Dillo Day Ball Pit Provides Exciting Place to Hook Up, Contract Meningitis
EVANSTON — Northwestern students attending Dillo Day this year were pleasantly surprised by Mayfest’s latest addition to the day’s experience: a ball pit. Members of the student body expressed their excitement, with some saying that the classic childhood playground staple was perfectly suited for the drunken hookups they have been planning since the day after last Dillo Day. “Dude, it’s amazing,” exclaimed Weinberg senior Scott Landry. “It combines the thrill of publicly sucking face in front of all those high
Study: Lakefill Made Entirely of Refuse from Previous Dillo Days
Stacey’s Cool Mom Is Gonna Have Fun at Dillo
By Stace’s Mom Guys, have you heard they are making guests under 19 have adult chaperones at Dillo this year? Well, since my daughter Stacey (Stace because we’re besties) is only 17, it looks like I’m back on campus, party people! First and foremost, I’m thinking the gals and me’ll start off the day with some dorm “consumption.” Obviously totez discrete. I’m willing to supply if Stace will stop telling me that she hates me and to stop wearing her
Walk the Moon to Host Dillo Day Henna Booth
To Chet Haze’s Dismay, Mayfest Announces Headliner
EVANSTON — Though insider reports indicate that Mayfest’s executive board came this close to actually having to ask Detroit-based rapper Danny Brown to do a reading of The DaVinci Code by the moonlight, the group finally released a statement Friday afternoon that they had accomplished the sole task for which they receive $300,000 in funding each year: booking a nighttime headliner. Following the Dillo-eve announcement of rapper Wiz Khalifa as the festival’s final act, NU students voiced their concerns on
Morty Never Signed Off on Dillo Day Headliner’s Contract, Thought it Was a Petition