An aide to the Warren campaign said, âWeâd like to make it perfectly clear: Elizabeth Warren is NOT a killer. The only thing killer about her is her killer âbod.â
Anime Club Director Edward Elric (SESP â19) has announced he is âstill making dad proudâ after another tense seven minute phone call last Sunday.
Trumpâs speech has been widely regarded as a shining example of political decency and civility. Many are also applauding his masterful turn of phrase and elegant use of language in his speech.
In a rambling speech on Tuesday, University President Morton Shapiro admitted to Northwesternâs Board of Trustees that heâs not really sure why he canât keep seeing his pediatrician. âI just felt like I had a special connection with Dr. Tottles,â Morty lamented to the confused room of trustees, who thought they were getting a speech about the university budget. âEvery time he would put one of my little hairs under his microscope and tell me he could see AND in
âIt was really a better reaction than I ever could have hoped for,â Williams said.
Athletic trainers and strength coaches workshopped several ideas before they arrived upon the piggy-backing.
Reports are filing in from multiple student sources that Halloween and the widely observed âHump Dayâ are on course for a climactic and messy collision, leaving many to speculate if candy will be the only thing spread out on the living room floor this holiday season. âThis Hump Day I can just be myself and pretend itâs some sort of costume.â, said an anonymous Weinberg freshman. âAnd maybe Iâll finally be able to get more than just candy in the
âRight about then you would look for a YouTube tutorial, but then we remembered that YouTube wasnât working, and also that we work for YouTube.â
At press time, the 40-year old man operating @myqueentorivega69 briefly considered getting a job before converting his fanpage to an iCarly account in hopes of regaining Davidsonâs approval.
âItâll fit perfectly in between these two weeks of straight midterms and the next Friday, when I have 6 papers due.â