Issue 205

Area Freshman Drops High School Boyfriend Instead

“Each time he texted me something cute—and we’d text for hours—I’d blush and daydream for 10 minutes. There’s not enough time in a day for all of that, with homework, classes, and my weekly lab.”

4 years ago
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Area Senior Saved Drops for This Year

He has already completed his foreign language requirement, his major requirements, five of the six distro areas, and, for some reason, a minor in geography.

4 years ago
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Breaking: NAFTA

As repeatedly cited by Donald Trump during tonight’s debate, NAFTA exists. Soon, it might not.

4 years ago
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