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Student Refuses to Pay Student Activity Fee, Doesn’t Recognize ASG as Existing
Bulls Eliminated from Playoffs; Clippers Disqualified from Humanity
Self-Described “Euclid Fanatic” Prospie Excited to Walk through the Arc
Smithsonian Extends Collection on Civil War-Era Racism, Purchases Cliven Bundy
Doha, Qatar Stop Added to Intercampus Shuttle Route
New Windows Phone Voice Assistant Asking Users: “Did You Mean to Purchase an Android?”
CNN Sees US Airways Tweet, Declares “Flight 370 Found”
Confused 13-Year-Old Smokes Dandelion on 4/20
Archie Comic Kills off Archie to Prove His Humanity Once and for All
Creator Was Considering Giving Archie Superhero Powers, Decided against It