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Two Inches of Snow Prove More Detrimental to Government Than Government Shutdown
NBC Just “Two Failed Pilots Away” from Calling It Quits
Disturbing News out of Oregon: Northwestern Could Be More Northwestern
Learned something in Geography class.
Bill Cosby Slated to Become Next Bachelor
Man Whose Fortune Came Entirely from Plush Toys Has No Financial Savvy
“Market research” in Swiss Bank Account fails as defense in court.
Quentin Tarantino Throws Annual Temper Tantrum after Script Leak
Candy Crush Makers Trademark “Candy,” Thousands of Topless Dancers “So Fucking Pissed”
Candi, Candee, and Kandy were fined for violations as well.
CS Major Develops App to Better Stalk the Only Two Girls in Class
There’s an app for that. Also, a restraining order.
Climatologists Give Up; Move to Brazil
“Global Warming wins,” announces scientist in swim suit.