Alaskan Student Finally Decides to Shut Dorm Room Window
On a side note, a new campus policy has been implemented banning polar bears as pets.
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NU Fashion Magazine Releases Yet Another Issue You’re Not In
Take the hint and start wearing tiger fur instead of jeans.
Google+ to Be Renamed “YouTube Troll Registry”
Preview Classes Only Have Two Midterms
Snapchat Turns Down $3 Billion from Facebook, Offer Went away after Ten Seconds
Joe Biden Extends His Most Sincere Condolences to the Philippians
NU Fashion Magazine Releases Issue of People Who Don’t Take Themselves Too Seriously
Just a bunch of people wearing jeans. Like, normal people.
Freshman with Hickey Really Impressing Friends
Yo man, that’s totally rad.
Freshman Successfully Manages to Wash Pair of Socks
However, the socks are no longer white. Not. Even. Close.
Tour of Broccoli Coming Soon To Cafeteria Near You