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“That’s Cute,” Says Coloradan on Illinois Legalizing Medical Marijuana
NSA Employee Helps Out Man Who Forgot to Buy Milk after His Wife’s Call
Area Man Loves Sunsets, Long Walks on the Beach and Oxford Commas
Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee Decides to Play for the Other Team
Wal-Mart Fined for Dumping Waste, Actually Just Stocking Shelves
Michelle Bachmann to Retire Because “Re-election is Gay”
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Fraternity Rum Runners Fall into Lake Michigan, Die of Hypothermia
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Class of 1924 Sets New Diversity Record of 3
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Area Man Invests in Stock Market, Asks “Wait, Why is this Newsworthy?”
“WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON’T?!?” terrified investor screams at reporters