Category Archives: Headline

Famous Rapper Releases New Candle Collection, “50 Scent”

March 15, 2013 Adam Pecena Leave a comment

           

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NU Football Reacts to U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald’s Speech

March 13, 2013 Sam Block Leave a comment

             

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No One Noticed North Korea Technically Declared War on the South

March 12, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

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Investigation Reveals Koch Brothers Sponsored Rand Paul’s Filibuster

March 10, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Hugo Chavez Extends Wake an Extra Four Years

March 9, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Freshman Wears Suit to DM: “It’s Always Better to Be Overdressed Than Underdressed”

March 8, 2013 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

           

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New Radar Speed Sign on Sheridan Decreases Average Daily Accidents to Only 32

March 7, 2013 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

           

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Smash Mouth Shocked to Find Someone Actually Follows Their Facebook Page

March 4, 2013 Dean Meisel Leave a comment

             

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Budget-Conscious Sequestrian Club Forced to Put Down Their Horses

March 2, 2013 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

           

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Area Man Thinks Academy Award Ceremony Involves a Mr. Oscar Distributing Statues of Himself

February 25, 2013 Rosie Lai Leave a comment

           

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