Category Archives: Headline

Area Pug Depressed, Worried He’ll Never Find Out Who’s a Good Boy

November 1, 2012 Adam Pecena Leave a comment

           

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Ancient Nerd Civilization Discovered Upon Opening Deering Doors

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Experts Confirm: Only Way to Win Affirmative Action Debate is to Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut

October 31, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Mourdock’s Rape Comment Doesn’t Really Divert Attention Away from Affirmative Action Article

October 30, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

           

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East Coast Students Celebrate Canceled Classes (Due to Hurricane That Will Most Likely Kill Dozens)

October 29, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Roommate Writes Sincere Apology Note, Sorry for Sexiling

October 27, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

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Barnes & Noble Hacked; Thieves Make Off with 70 Dollars

October 26, 2012 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Forgetting What It Is They Do, NUCuisine Declares New “Food Day” Theme

October 25, 2012 Matt Ferro Leave a comment

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Area Creeper Uses Dearborn Telescope to Look Through Dorm Windows

October 24, 2012 Matt Ferro Leave a comment

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Romney, Stuck in 1970s, Stunned to Discover iPads Full of Women

October 23, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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