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[SURVEY] 47% of Women in Romney’s Binder Voting for Obama No Matter What
Obama Vows to Bring Tampons to Next Debate
Bitter Freshman Loses Dorm Election; Questions Authenticity of Opponent’s NU Acceptance Letter
Kellogg’s Ranking Drops in The Economist, Allison Still Voted Best Dining Hall by High Times
Area Man Changes Profile Picture, Cover Photo; Old Friends Remember He Exists
NU Nights Receives Very Little Exposure; Students Say They’d Rather “Do Anything Else”
Freshman Sluts Complain that the “Virgin Vault” is Hindering Their Potential
Freshman Girl Questions Gender Due to Women’s Room’s Urinals
UChicago Eliminates Swim Test, As If Their Campus Wasn’t Dry Enough Already