National Ignorance Day Goes By Unnoticed
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Status Quo Resumes as Northwestern Finally Begins Decline into Oblivion
Obama Thinking Solely About Drone Strikes While Romney Speaks
CNN Editor Checks Al-Jazeera to See if Anything Interesting Happened During the Debate
Realizing He Can’t Win with His Own Policies, Romney Says Exact Same Thing as Obama
Despite Record Yardage, Northwestern Almost Doesn’t Not Blow 27-Point Lead
Kickstarter Still Shocked by How Many People Wanted That Stupid Fucking Watch
“Total Coincidence” That Guitar-Playing Freshman Left His Door Open
Freshman Gushes Over Zach Braff’s Underwhelming Career
Freshman Buying Whiteboard Pretty Much Knows It’ll Be Nothing But Dicks