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Uncle Mark Asking Me About Girls Again
Rick Perry Can Only Name Two of the Three Primary Colors
Mayor Tisdahl Pardons Tofurkey
Obama Pardons Turkey; Gitmo Detainees Still Waiting
Hippies Hosed On Wall Street, Recieve First Shower In A Decade
[Future Issue: 2161] America Still Doesn’t Use Metric System
[Future Issue: 2161] After Endless Struggle, Canadians Conquer World
[Future Issue: 2161] National Debt Reaches Heretofore-Unnamed Numbers; Congress Gridlocked Over Nomenclature
[Future Issue: 2161] Lord ╒╤╤╧▲▪▫◙ Orders Earthlings to Stop Masturbating So Much