Category Archives: Headline

[Future Issue: 2161] “The Simpsons” Renewed for Two More Years

November 14, 2011 Tom Schroeder Leave a comment

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Kardashian Divorce Brought to you by Valtrex

November 11, 2011 Flippy Leave a comment

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Allison Hall and Bobb McCulloch Listed as “In a Relationship”

November 11, 2011 Vicky Szuflita Leave a comment

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Student Skips Midterm to Attend Midterm

November 11, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Penn State Recruiting Class Shaping Up Nicely

November 11, 2011 Sam Gutelle Leave a comment

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TLC Honors Gaddafi by Airing “What Not to Wear”

November 11, 2011 Flippy Leave a comment

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Texting mom says: “Bhmm @tt*”

October 30, 2011 Vicky Szuflita Leave a comment

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Seth Meyers Spots SoC Classmates at Homecoming, Realizes They’re Serving Drinks

October 25, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Boreas, Greek God of Winter, Seeks to Smite Northwestern

October 25, 2011 Richie Hoffman Leave a comment

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Gaddafi’s Friends and Family Reminisce About Crazy Motherfucker

October 25, 2011 Richie Hoffman Leave a comment

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