After Tying His Kill Count, Boeing Now Set On Beating OJ Simpson in Rushing Yards
Boeing has (allegedly) already tied Juice’s murder record and has now turned its attention to beating his rushing yards.
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Bella Thorne To Star In New Badminton Movie, “Opponents”
Thorne says she will do a lot of research, including finding out what exactly badminton is.
The ScrubFamily is Pregnant!
The ScrubDaddy is the greatest thing to grace this Earth since the SquattyPotty which is the greatest thing since air conditioning. When God created Daddy, soap squirted and bubbles blew. That was long ago, but more recently, ScrubDaddy found his Eve. ScrubMommy is a straight-up hottie. Pretty and usually pink. When she’s not, that’s okay; all colors are welcome. She has Daddy’s original scrubber, but also a sponge side because women are the modded version of men. She’s dual-sided because
QUIZ: Which Great American Tragedy Are You?
When you took all those Buzzfeed personality quizzes back in 2014 (or five minutes ago), you always wished there was one that accounted for the long-lasting ramifications of American history.
“Passover: The Musical” Coming to Broadway this Spring, Ice Spice in Talks to Play Miriam
From the minds behind “Shlomo’s Appendectomy” and the queer story “How Zeyde became Bubbe,”
Local Emo Indie Boy Stares Straight at the Eclipse: “I’d Rather be Blind than Continue to Watch the Modern Horrors of our Fucked-up World”
“I mean hurricanes in New Orleans, fires in California — those things are expected,” he explained, “but an earthquake in New York?! That’s where I draw the line. My parents are still shaken up about it, especially because they felt it more than others in their building. Because they’re higher up. Well, because they’re on the top floor. I mean, because they’re in the penthouse.”