From the Archives: Calls to Abolish Greek Life of Philosopher Socrates, Forced to Drink Hemlock
“I mean for Zeus’ sake, we’ve barely just invented math, we don’t have time for philosophy!”
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White NU Students Excited to Abolish Greek Life and Oversee the Construction of Near-Identical Social Groups
Well known for their prompt correction of social issues, fraternities and sororities immediately responded to the situation once they reached the adequate threshold of personal shame.