A Day In My Life As The Ping Pong Paddle On Set Of Marty Supreme
Itâs 7:00 AM. Iâm ripped out my case. They call them props people, but to me, theyâre my captors.
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From the Near Future: Ambassador to the UN Nicki Minaj Performs âAnacondaâ in Front of the General Assembly to Raise Awareness of Falling Birth Rates in Developed CountriesïżŒ
Although less catchy than the original, the new lyrics âMy demographics down, they ainât rebouncinâ now, lawmakers frown, askinâ, âWhereâs each newborn from?ââ seemed to instantly capture the attention of the assembly members.
Activities Fair Perfect Time to Brush Against Cute Girlâs Ass
EVANSTONâThis Monday, freshmen poured into Norris for the Activities Fair, a time-worn Northwestern tradition in which members of the incoming class sign away their inboxes to listserv upon listserv in exchange for free candy. The entire Class of 2013 was successfully crammed into the student center, effectively causing what administrators called âa fire code nightmare.â Some freshmen, however, decided to turn the close-quarters situation into their advantage. Casually walking past the âGermâany Disease Association, young freshmen like Jeff Lerman moved