God Denies Ever Creating Ken Ham
āThe Bible says I said ālet there be light,ā not ālet there be Ken Ham,āā God wrote in a brief statement to the press.
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Scientists Debate Origins of Obama's Same Sex Marriage Stance
WASHINGTON ā President Obama has stated that his views on same sex marriage are “evolving,” culminating in an interview where he announced his support for the practice. The scientific community has since been abuzz looking for theories as to why this transformation occurred. The first main camp contains the gradual evolutionists. Evolutionary Biologist William Smith summarized this position, saying, “Obama has had a long political career and has gradually adapted to a changing environment via natural selection.” He added, “Those
Chilean Miners Surprised to See Humans Have Yet to Evolve
COPIAPO, CHILEāChilean miners were taken aback last Tuesday when they emerged from the mine to a world almost identical to the one they had left. āTo be honest, we were imagining a Planet of the Apes scenario. At the very least, we assumed people would have evolved past the point of chinstrap facial hair,ā Jose Rodriguez, the second miner to emerge, said. The miners listed the economic crisis, the Gulf Coast oil remnants, and world hunger as problems they couldnāt