Tag Archives: Racism

Denied Early Decision Applicant Demands Racial Quotas Be Reinstated

EVANSTON — Sally Evans, currently a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant senior at Richard B. Russell High School, received a rejection letter from Northwestern after applying early decision. After mulling it over for several weeks, she decided Thursday to take a stand for what is right. ā€œI’m not racist,ā€ the teen said. ā€œI just don’t think it’s fair that I worked so hard and still didn’t get into Northwestern. If the quotas from the ā€˜60s were still in place, this never would’ve

Alabama Man Didn’t Realize Trayvon Martin was Black

BUMFART, AL – Bill Smith had to double-take when he heard that Trayvon Martin was an African American. ā€œI didn’t know he was black!ā€ said the shocked Smith. ā€œThis completely blew me away,ā€ he added. ā€œWhenever the media reports a child’s murder, that child is always white. I did see that the black community was clamoring for justice, but I just thought they were especially touched by this white child’s agony.ā€ The stunning revelation brought with it a whole new

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