They’re orange, powdery and drenched in milk. Seemingly unassuming, they manage to divide the masses like none other. It’s rare that such a small thing can cause such polarization, but they do so with aplomb. Yes, I am talking about cheetos in milk. And yes, I think they’re the best winter vegetable out there (and I know many of you will disagree). Cheetos in milk get a lot of flak, and I have to admit that I was also once
Author Archives: Charlie Hansell
Though the free condoms and candy of Northwestern’s Sex Week have come and gone, its effects on the student body have only just begun to be felt – and explored.
“What did he think the word ‘fraternity’ meant?”
“The class begins with the abstract: what a relationship is and why someone would want one. Later on we get into the nitty gritty details, like how to hold hands and the science of maintaining eye contact.”
Shower caddies are overrated. Golf caddies will carry your toiletries with flair, AND they’ll grab you a cocktail from the club’s bar for a tenner.
Killing My Boner follows O’Reilly’s past bestsellers Killing Lincoln and Killing Kennedy, which O’Reilly stresses are “not, I repeat, not murder confessions.”