Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
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I wish tim could shove his huge robo cock up my tight ass and split my in half like daddy should
i want the bot to body me.
I am so shocked that my son is sucking dick! My son can NOT be gay! Listen, I like using rose toys and dildo’s too, but my son can not be exposed to this. This is unacceptable that my son is a twink. My son can not be having intercourse with a robot! They are banned from seeing each other! Im gonna kill Moby for turning my son into a dick sucker. He should be using someone’s vagina! I’m going to Moby’s house in 10 minutes. I’m done with this gay fucking! I’m finding Tim’s OnlyFans as soon as possible!
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I am currently stroking my cock to this article! It’s so kawai, I’m literally cumming! I’ve always loved Moby, I’m a romantic way. We didn’t expect to come out like this but here we are! Me and Moby are so very happy together! But I’m not sure how they knew that Moby had to get on his knees to reboot? I guess my dick is very powerful! Me and Moby get down to business every morning and night. I also found out Moby dick can turn into a vibratory! I am currently using my rose toy because I’m at work! Farewell my queer rose toys, love you. But Moby even more
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in 1946, i pushed a kid off a cliff because my intrusive thoughts won.
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Yo chat does Moby have a Gyatt I’m boutta call up my boy Speed to ask him if Moby has a real Gyatt
Oh yes fuck moby yes please daddy
I am currently edging to this article. It’s been 1,748 days and my streak is still going strong. I am jealous of Tim. I want Moby’s hard metal butt cheeks. I bet Tim’s wee wee is small and I could pleasure Moby more. I am also a top tier NBA player and my best friend is Karl Malone and Josh Giddey. I love Moby so much. I splurge in my pantaloons at the thought of him.
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Wtf what is this?
fuckkkkk im about to cum moby keep talking im almost there
Man moby is so fucking hot like I want you to shove that metal dick up my coochie. I will give you the best blowjob you have ever felt. Words cannot describe how much I love moby, like I really just wanna get freaky with moby. I wish moby could drop tim for me, cause I just want moby to cum all over my face while I’m giving him the most delicious, sloppiest, messiest, gooiest, succulent, mouthwatering, and toe curling head ever.
tim, use your wd40 to make my shrapnel smooth and creamy
Is 2 1/2 inches average?
is 11 inches average?
Moby sticks his metallic foot long subway sandwich in my asshole and I suck his metal dick too
im going to rip open your metallic alloy and force my genitals in your shrapnel to create nanobots
are you a robot cuz i wanna collect your iron ingot
i will touch you
dont worry ill loosen those bolts for you
im going to loosen my bolts and have tim clean my insides with his long hard di…… i mean arm. arm
Moby stick your foot of metal in my spread open asscheeks
OMG GIVE ME A LINK TO THEIR ONLY FANS DADDY. IM READY FOR A THREESOME. AUGHHHH
I always wondered what it was like to have 1 foot of metal stuck up my asshole. Then I met Moby. I secretly had a crush on him, and jerked off to him every night since. I failed NNN for 4 years straight. Then one day I went into the bathroom and saw Moby rubbing his long stick of cold hard steel and instantly grabbed a condum.
I’m watching Tim and Moby make love on only fans rn
Mmm yes moby stick that long piece of shrapnel up my ass
Tim and moby always got along so well but then one day, moby looked at Tim and felt his heart beat faster . Moby had never felt this way before , could he have a crush on Tim?! At first he denied it but he knew Tim made him cum. So one day moby decided to finally confess his love to Tim, he told him to meed him in an alleyway after a meeting. Moby waited patiently for Tim to arrive he was anxious, what if Tim didnt like him back? What if Tim thought he was weird? Moby has lost in thought, until he heard Tim’s voice.
Hi moby, why did you need me?
Moby was anxious but he slowly leaned in for a kiss, their lips looked but moby was hungry for more, he unzipped Tim’s pants and started sucking his penis while he was sucking Tim was Monaghan so loud and it went on until Tim came into Moby’s mouth.
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im special
Mommy
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I support 100%
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I support!! How did Mrs.Catania take this? I know y’all had a thing.
What the fuck is this
I rub my butthole to brainpop when I’m sad and then I sniff my fingers and taste it
[Verse 1]
I don’t know what I was thinking, leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse, and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt, and sadness coming to haunt me forever
I can’t wait for the cliff at the end of the river
[Verse 2]
Is this revenge I am seeking or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should to chase and find before they’ll try to stop it
It won’t be long before I’ll become a puppet
[Chorus]
It’s been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you’ve been gone
I’ve been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
[Instrumental Interlude]
[Verse 3]
I wish I lived in the present with the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
We’re waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we’ve been all alone
We’re forced to be still and play
The same songs we’ve known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we’re stuck here to decay
Please let us get in
Don’t lock us away
We’re not like what you’re thinking
We’re poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we’re forced here to take that role
We’ve been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy’s
Is this where you want to be?
I just don’t get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy’s
Is this where you want to be?
I just don’t get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy’s, oh
We’re really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It’s like there’s so much more
Maybe you’ve been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in
Don’t lock us away
We’re not like what you’re thinking
We’re poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we’re forced here to take that role
We’ve been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy’s
Is this where you want to be?
I just don’t get it
Why do you want to stay
Five nights at Freddy’s?
Is this where you want to be?
I just don’t get it
Why do you want to stay
Five nights at Freddy’s? Oh
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Thats insane, unfortunately, your testicular organs will rupture approximately 30 seconds from now