Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
āWe werenāt sure how people were going to react,ā Tim stated in their joint press release. āWould our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldnāt take that risk.ā
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: āI’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.ā In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Mobyās sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Timās own mother claimed her son ācompletely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillowā to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: āIām just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.ā Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as āthe Third Industrial Revolutionā. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Mobyās announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if itās uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
I had my suspicionsā¦ I never thought they would teach the younger generation thatā¦ I am never showing my kids BrainPOP ever againā¦ I trusted youā¦ I believed in youā¦ Arghhhhhā¦ Arghhhhhā¦ (Sorry, inner demons came outā¦) I am ashamed to be in the so-called āwokeā communityā¦ Arghhhhhhhhhhhhā¦ I can hardly contain it any longerā¦ Iām going super sayianā¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
ok but who tops
HII BESTIEESSS HOW YOU DOIJNN
i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to see a video of them telling kids to go fuck robots pls
no you gay for thinking their gay
WTF LOL
ooh they fuckin
i will cum in moby’s exhaust pipe
who is the man in the relachonship and the women
mika is a fag
Succk my hairy nuts tim
DAMN HOT TAKE KKK GET THTA NNERDS
kkk is gayer than your mom
ur mom
I can give you cock and ball torture
I love cock and ball torture
These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.
Fuck out my way when you see me
I’m rollin’ with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I’m rollin’ with the LGBT
I’m rollin’ with the LGBT
I’m rollin’ with the LGBT
Lookin’ like we belong on TV
I’m rollin’ with the LGBT
what.
add my discord you bimbos
ā”#0007
also follow my insta
mxd_wxnders
i want mobys bbc
damn.. so Tim isn’t single?? damn… š
i guess i just gotta become a man then for him to like me.. also murder Moby >:)
I cant do it anymore but it was fun tho cuz it is so fun tho haha I love playing this game and playing it all the way back playing this video games with my brother playing video clips of ur sleep
a bow thatāllā¦. what? uwuā¦ā¦.
Letās go down to orchestra the spring break of your day you can do great things with just four strings and a bow thatāll
shut up pineapples you know what i meant ;p
Iām pineapples
this is like sucking pineapples dude. i love the tatse but it hurts so bad. i cannot beliv theyre gay