Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
i need part 3 plssss
i need part 3 plssss
part 2 because I like to traumatise anyway
Tim and Moby get freaky
afterwords Tim makes brunch
“what do you want Moby?” asked Tim
“I want that fat ass” said Moby
Tim made eggs.
then they hopped in the car
Tim and Moby got fired from brainpop after an article about them being gay broke the internet
now Tim and Moby work for an “adult film website”
“Tim Moby my favorite gay fags” called trump
“today we will be filming a spicy seen in the back of a bus we got chappell roan to sing for you”
trump said very excitedly
Tim and Moby got undressed and got to the back of the school bus little kids filled the seats and chappel roan started singing
and start called trump Biden was giving him a lap dance
:Tim and Moby started:
part 3 later
normal Saturday
“AUUUGGGHHHHHH” tim yelled stretching out his arms
he felt an open spot next to him on the bed he shot up
“MOBY MOBY WHERE ARE YOU” called tim
“in the other room daddy waddy ass so fatty” called Moby
Tim had given Moby’s program an update so he could talk tim sat up waiting for Moby to come back
Moby walked in wearing a maid dress
“hola papi” Moby said crawling onto the bed
tims mouth fell open
“oh zaddy waddy daddy ass extra fatty Tim said moaning”
comment for part 2
This is poison and my poor children’s souls are ruined. I hate the queer community so glad i left the fandom
yes I needed to feel something this article was written with such passion. my friend is currently jerking off in the shower with Moby sounds blasting full volume.
happy ahlloween
im crying looking at these comments,i threw my computer.
im scared for this comments,im crying.
like actually
HELP I FOUND THIS ON PINTEREST THE COMMENTS ARE WILDIN RN
I LOVE WHEN MY MOMMY GIVES ME HER PHONE BECAUSE THEN I GET TO CLICK ON HER FAVORITE SHOW AND WATCH TIM AND MOBY TOUCH EACH OTHER BUT THE VIDEOS THAT MY MOMMY WATCHS ARENT WHAT WE WATCH DURING CLASS!!!!
PS. I LOVE THE PART WHEN TIMS FEET TOUCH MOBYS DINGALING
MY MOMMY TOLD ME THAT THEIR SHOW WENT VIRAL AFTER THEY CAME OUTS AS GAYS I HOPE I CAN BE SHOWN OUT IN PUBLIC AS THEIR DAUGTHER TIOBY!!!!!!
PS. MY DADDY KEEPS TOUCHING MOMMY<3
GUYS I LOVE ALL MY FANS THAT SUPPORT ME WITH ME COMMING OUT AND I AM FINALLY DOING A COLLAB WITH TIM AND MOBY!!!!!<3
PS. I AM GOING TO MCDONALDS FOR THE FIRST TIME TO DO A SINGALONG ON MYN LATEST ALBUM<3
HI OLIVIA RODRIGO (;
LOVE IT WHEN I WATCH TIM AND MOBY GETING IT ON<3
WE LOVE AND SUPOORT TIMM AND MOLIBE FOR ETERNITY
PS. MY ASS HURTS<3
Why brother sent me this??
I have been touching myself for 2 months straight after this article has blessed my eyes. As we speak I am only using one hand to type, my bath and bodyworks lotion is tired, I’m not though… I found so many things to touch myself with in this article. Truly about to give myself a carpet rash with how hard I’m going without busting all over myself. Occasionally to give myself an extra boost I’ll look at megan thee stallion.
found this through a discussion post on a fandom wiki. This article felt like a fever dream
هیڅوک نه پوهیږي .. مګر ټیم ډیری کاله دمخه ورک شوی و او د هغه کورنۍ 5 میاشتې وخت نیولی و چې بالاخره یې بیا وګوري. ما هغه وتښتاوه او افغانستان ته یې قاچاق کړ.. ما د هغه جسد نورو خلکو ته د ګټې لپاره وښود. د هغه کوچنی سوری خورا ښکلی او پخه وه، هرڅوک د هغه یوه ټوټه غوښتل.
په لومړیو څو ورځو کې، ټیمي هڅه وکړه چې ما او نارینه ووهي. هغه ډیری وختونه له خوړلو ډډه کوله، نو ما کله کله هغه وږی پریښود. دا ظاهرا هغه څه وو چې هغه غوښتل. مګر زه پوهیدم چې هلک به په پای کې جګړه ودروي. هغه خپل برخلیک ومانه، او زما او د هغه چا لپاره چې له هغه څخه خوښي غواړي یو ښه هلک شو.
مهمه نده چې ټیم څومره انعطاف منونکی دی چې هغه دی ، هغه به تل زما د لاس نښان د هغه په حافظه کې ایښی وي. هغه و، او د تل لپاره به وي، زما کوچنی لوبیدونکی.
Don’t They Know It The End Of The World u
Don’t They Know It The End Of The World
I hate FVVGGS. BUT I LOVE THIS.. I LOVE TIM AND MOBY TOWGTHER EXCEPT SOMETIMES I HURT MYSELF BECAUSE IM JEALOUS THAT TIM AND MOBY HAVE eachother and i only have my 19 year old second cousin to fill my hole ️ also im. a baddie with fattie if u wanna HMU i live in TEXAS HOUSTON
I dont get it nick what is raw dogging
why are you all on this website
Guys whats the wifi password im on my tmobile 5g network right now
simon how did you found out that word
That’s incest, Klavier.