Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
I love tim so much. I literally cant handle this, I need him so bad I cannot deal. I want him to eat out my crab cakes. I want him to give me leg pulsating hot monkey wild ape sex. Gosh, he just makes me edge Kevin Leonardo style. I want him to spread me open and suck and fuck me like i’m a big mac. AND TIM, God what I would do to get freaky on Moby. I want Moby to kidnapp me and keep me in his basement, I want to be his sex slave. My smelly ocean is quivering at the thought of their humongtoide roboballs bouncing against me as they clap against me.I want them to put their nanobots inside me, every hole. I would do it every day all day. I want their soft sex creams all over me. I want to use it as my facial moisturizer. I want it as sauce on my chicken nuggets and fries. It will by my 1,000 island sauce, but this time it will be Epstein style. I want them so bad. God bless.
Me and tim can go no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.
I leaned forward and gasped, moaning and crying as Moby fucked my tight ass. he pushed me down to the floor and went harder, his bands stroking my big throbbing dripping cock as he pounded mercilessly at my tight ass.
these comments oml
I’m the Tim they’re all talking about
Game is game i rub my asshole to brainpop every night brainpop is so hot
i edge to moby while he goons to skibidi toilet
Why the fuck are the comments so sexual ?!
WTF IS THIS COMMENT SECTION IM GONNA KRILL MYSELF
Omfg.. moby just fucked me in the ass.. im so sore. #itsgonnatakeacoupledaysforanewvideoguysbepatient #makesuretosmile
What’s up brothers I see you talking about Moby’s big dick well let me tell you mine is longer than Moby’s anyone that wants me to stick my dick in their pussy and slide it between their tits dm me alright
im annie and as i go up to tim and moby i see their cocks stand up. i may be 11 having sex with an 18 yo and a robot but i dont care. ive been craving them since day one oml. finally they said that they wanted to fuck me and i ofc agreed.
they drop me on the bed and tim starts undressing. moby is a robot so he jumps right in. he takes off my clothes and shoves his 31 inch dick into my pussy. i moan so loud of how good that feels. i see tim stroking his big 11 inch dick looking at the scene. this is the largest cock ive ever seen. i move positions so the two big daddys could enjoy me. i stand into a cat pose and ach my back as a feel moby going in me while tim shoves his cock inside my throat. it feels so good.i hear my ass squilching with excitment and joy. tim couldnt take it anymore and cums onto my face. moby is a robot and can go hard all year long. moby takes his cock out of me and drops tim onto the bed. he starts shoving his penus into his tight ass while i go into my pussy that is wide open. after we all finish, i like off all the cum that is left on everyone.so delicious.
yall im so fcking horny i had to write this imma go to the bathroom and finish off. I hope you cummed :) byee dont forget to smile :bow
Wtf are these comments help
Hey SISTERS James Charles here money fucked my ass and made my asshole wide asf.
Bro I brought Tim to my island and fucked the shit out of him fisted and fingered him lmk his ass was so red and wet asf while we were fucking the little girl on my island ran away but my security guard fucked her so hard he said “that pussy was tight wet and black and pink on the inside I made her shit bleed”