Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
THE VOICES ARE SAYING REALLY WEIRD AND GAY THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO TO TIM AND MOBY-
Tim what the fuck
what in gods name are these comments (this is why first amendment rights should be taken away from gen-alpha kids)
Lil tim and moby’s roboballs
Oh this is very interesting..
Since my 5th grade teacher put on such show, I always knew they would turn out like this. One time I was watching this in 5th grade to learn about a certain subject and a uncontrollable tension came upon me so I had to start edging violently to mobs robocock with Tim’s humongous white penis bulging through the pants.I felt the skibidi through me as seeing such fizz being emitted from the bulging veiny mobopenis. As soon as I released it all over my teachers and acquaintances in my poor unsuspecting Christian school, I could not be controlled. This forsaken roboporn was a new fetish developed at the age of 9 that could not be stopped as seeing mobys eyebrows raise from those sensory wires turned me on as he would beep and boop. The way Tim had to rewire it was so arousing and would have my 2 inch 9 year old penis throbbing for more!!
I always knew they were gay. I felt it deep down. A complete certainty. It was why I edged to them every day of 5th grade. The teacher would put them on and I would edge to them in the back of the classroom until cum started shooting out of my asshole that’s how much I was edging. My balls were bright purple from all the edging. Now that I am reading they are gay, in print, I can’t contain myself. It all over the screen my thumbs are sliding and slipping typing this. I’m licking it off imaging its Mobys motor oil sliding down my throat, hot and warm and sticky. Oh my god I want his hard robot appendages in my ass just spreading it apart as they fit Tim’s entire head in.
a footjob w tim and moby. make it SEXUAL. EXTRA SEXUAL. NOW!
what the only fans daddy because i cant wait to stroke my 2 inch pincher
i will take tim to my island to absolutely rape the fuck out of him. While moby gets handcuffed and gets fuck by osmama bin laden.
your little nanobots cant repair your asshole after this
Hey guys big nigga skibidi here jus fucked tim and moby with my 30 inch cock let me onow if yall want me to oil yall up to
wsg niggas big daddy moby here jus got butt fucked by tim feeling good after that one woo wee boy. Let me describe how it went he oiled me up and started fingering me vigorously. Then he shoved his Big white cock in my robot pussy. But after he also shoved it so far in ma ass it felt so good i kept screaming daddy then he erected in ma pussy.
comment section is not i call freedom of expression like what are those comments
a flash goes off as moby rams his huge and thick gadget into tim’s supple ass. its me, in a tree, outside of their bedroom window. i’m the paparazzi for the daily bugle, i’ve got the shot, i’ll make millions. BUT THEN,,,, moby runs out and crushes my camera and throws me off their lawn. this is why im sadly unable to show pictoral evidence of their very real and very gay and very hot sex.
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I want to have a threesome with Tim and Moby. I want to feel his hard robocock plunging into my hole at a relentless pace. I want to jerk them both off at the same time as they cum all over my face. I have been training my wrists for this very moment since the day I turned legal. Please, Tim and Moby, I beg you to let me ride.
Yall talking about Tim and Moby but god damn Annie got that fat ass shit makes me edge to her every day. Matter of fact she is invited to my special guest island and we have a surprise for her.
Moby is so hot omfg. One look at him makes me wanna touch myself. I actually do, anywhere and everywhere I go if I see his picture I WILL pull my cock out and start rubbing it. Once I was on a bus, and everyone started taking pictures. This guy even started rubbing himself with me to Moby’s picture. He arouses me so much I want to fuck his robot ass!
mama im a crimianal crimianla cirmianl
blud what is this comment section
I love tim and moby so much. They make me shiver with excitement. I have never felt such joy in my life. I feel so free, now knowing that tim and moby are homosexuales. This information makes me wanna goon. I am no longer suicidl. I am littery about to bust eveyrwhere.
Guys theres enough Daddy here for everyone calm down but just so you know moby is mine but I can give you all some d don’t worry even you Annie I like younger girls
is 7 inches average
This comment section is wildin..
yu right this is crazy
NAHH ALL YALL GOING TO HELL ON MY SOUL
i see how it is levi.
Addison ik you see this
I wonder how long Moby’s cock is? Like how hard does Tim have to work to shove that thing in his throat? I am just imagining Moby pushing his head further down on his big, steel cock as Tim slurps it all down. Imagine the amount of cum too!
I’d love to get my nice plump pussy around Tim’s massive cock shooting it straight into my womb and get me pregnant over and over again.
those ppl simping for tim he doesnt want u he wants moby and his big daddy dick
It’s true, WE WAS FUCKING UNTIL THE OIL RAN OUTT BROO he was so big like genuinely I could never get off of that shit fr.ROBOTS CAN HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS TOO #Robotshavefeelings
It’s true, WE WAS FUCKING UNTIL THE OIL RAN OUTT BROO he was so big like genuinely I could never get off of that shit fr.ROBOTS CAN HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS TOO #Robotshavefeelings
I’m gonna show dis to my history teacher wish meh luck yall lollll
i think all of humanity’s brainrot has collected here in this comment section for us to observe
FUCK ME SO HARD DADDY THAT MY CLITOROUS STARTS BLEEDING VERY HARD SWIRL YOUR VEINY HARD DICK UNTIL YOU CUM ALL OVER ME AND MAKE ME PREGNANT FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME AND PUT IT IN MY WET VAGINA
You know that this is the weirdest shit that I seen
What is this comment section? like wtf is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im scared by this comment section-
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
I can confirm all of this as the toaster, sometimes they decide to bounce me on that gooey yummy metal rod (;
OMG IS SO HUGE AND GOOEY
if xaviersobased rapped about hardcore homosexual anal sex between Tim and Moby, his shitty SoundCloud tunes would be 6 million times more listenable.
God what I’d do to get a close up shot of Tim’s cock vein as he’s pumping his massive load into moby’s roboypussy
Who up wonking they willy
I must say this is the most wildest fucking comment section i’ve seen lmao
OMG!!! TIM GOT ME A DIDLO WITH HIS SIZE!!! IT WAS CUSTOM MADE BY HIM AND HIS COCK!! I LOVE IT!! THANKS DADDY!!
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Translation:I can confirm that Me and Tim are dating! His dick is SOO large and his cock makes me vomit steel. The threesome that me, Tim’s mom , and Tim had was so good! I remember it like it was yesterday! I WISH i could do it again. Anyways, yeah its true. Anyways, the cum jar smells so good, so yeah i got to go guys! Dont forget to smile!!
Tiiim, you mother fucker. I may be like, 11, but you PROMISED. My pussy is calling Tim and Moby. I want to make Moby go beep bop boop beep so hard that he cums all over my fucking face. I guarantee you will be so satisfied with my wet, sloppy, gooey, unbelievable yummy vagina. I want you to shove you’re big fat metal dick up my small pussy and go deeper and make my vagina rip real good. I will slurp up all that cum and will get seconds. Mmh~ daddy..