Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
âWe werenât sure how people were going to react,â Tim stated in their joint press release. âWould our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldnât take that risk.â
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: âI’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.â In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Mobyâs sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Timâs own mother claimed her son âcompletely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillowâ to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: âIâm just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.â Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as âthe Third Industrial Revolutionâ. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Mobyâs announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if itâs uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
They need the first amendment taken away from them. I’ve had enough. This is at the point where it’s genuinely concerning. I know this website is satire, but the comments are simply insane. I can’t describe out of the 15,000,000+ words in english how crazy this comment section is.
Send help,
-anonymous
I have no words for this
I have no words for this
help…
Who is reading these in school
yall need to stop
One day tim and moby were going on a walk out at the park, then they saw this one girl and her name is nikki.. not Nikki minaj. anyways when they were walking she was running away from a dog. so moby jumped out and tackled the Chihuahua named princess empanada and tim carried nikki home to the house so she could take a shower then once moby got home after killing the dog alive by gutting it, moby went into the bathroom to take a Caca but the saw nikki using her hairbrush as a dildo then he offered to replace his self with the dildo she said yes because she was desperate so moby stuck it in and she moaned from so much pleasure and creamed all over his 50 inch wee wong whimpering, nikki wanted more but not only more of moby… more of tim. nikki asked moby to ring up tim cell phone and bring him down to the shower room then once tim got there he was so flustered that he got harder than mobys metal brick… like and reply to comment for part two! <3
HI SISTERS THEHE OH YES MY ASS IS SO SORE AND RED CAUSE MOBY AND h TIM ARE SO BIGGER THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD OH YES DADDY
@H.V sounds nice mine is crusty and crunchy but
a bit
sfoei…. I’m still after you I’m back after all this time!!!!
Twin 1 and twin 2 hushh
MY WET AND HAIRY PUSSY IS SO WET RN BUT I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD BUT I CANT SO CAN SOMEONE FUCK ME SO HARD TO THE POINT MY BIGBACKED SELF POOPY OUT MY POASY AND GET ATE OUT AND DRAGGED AND GET MY POASY HAIR BRAIDED CAUSE YEAH MY POASY SO WET TO THE POINT MY POASY IS FATTY MY WHEN MY HEAD BUT IT WHATEVER WHAT WHAT OH NO OH OH OH DADDY AHSHGAHAVSJDBDNDNX A HOMELESS PERSON IS HITING FRIM THE BACK HES SO BINAKJDJXHXUDJDJBDBDND THEHE AHGGGGGG YES DADDY *gets slapped* *the homeless person says whoâs your daddy* YOU ARE AHSJDNDJS YOU ARE UOUA RE UJSNDJDJDHDJDNDJDNNDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJ UGH YES.
I may look fruity but I want your patootie
he’s the reason it’s so dragging hairy wet ad stankky
My name is Haley VanRiper and Iâm a middle school teacher and I am in my 20s and I have a favorite student and his name Diego and we do sneaky stuff when we see these like fucking him with a dido up his ass and when I am really horny we fuck but he doesnT really really inside my wet and stanky AND dragging coohie coohie and we almost broke the chair because Iâm a big back and my favorite student which is Diego stunk his head up my poasy and he did the same up my booty when he did he got pink eye from all the poopy and he ate me and stretched me out so much to the point that when I have to go poop it just goes right out without me doing anything and my two holes are so big because he stretched me out and it can fit 100 people and penises and maybe a LOT moreâŠthehe OH FUCK DADDY HE FUCKS ME SO WELL AHGHAGAHGAJAGAHAVHSB OH MY OHDDVSBSJSGJDBSNSNSNSNSN HES SO BIG WITH HES 16383$72$)381991â91&2&37373$8228 MILLION AND MORE PENIS SIZE SELF.
Me and tim can go no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, canât walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and Iâd still ride. He tore and stretched the fibers around my asshole causing it to bruise and bleed but it was so worth it. I was a little too rough and ended up biting his tip off but mobys hurt my teeth..
I’m D. a girl likes me named starts with L but I’m lgbtq even tho I have a gf. I cheat on her with my bff lietto. I’m ïž
I put hot cheetos up my cooter cat *AtEhHeEhEEeEeee* âšïž
hi I’m a middle school ela teacher named Haley VanRiper and I’m in my 20’s I have blond hair and is chubby bur I still like stuff . I have students who don’t snitch on me for the stuff I do. when I teach them social studies on tim and moby I get a little angy and want to look at my students and drool. I did. âșïž My favorite student name has d and I like him
swelling on my butthole
I know I have a wife, and kids, but Tim and moby just make me feel things I’ve never felt before. I would do so many things to get with them. Every day I skibidi edge Kevin Leonardo style to them. I wan’t them to eat me out and I want them to fill my petite and dainty hole with their nanobots. I have messaged them on freakstagram many times, but they never reply. I’m starting to think they don’t like me. But I feel they would love me if they just gave me a chance. One time I sat outside of Tim’s house and watched him shower, it was the best 20 minutes of my life. I say everything that Tim’s majestical body had to offer. I want them so bad.
Iâm Jeffrey Jamarcus jones the III jr jr jr jr jr and I just wanted to say that my dick is huge and I wish i could have Annie riding it rn
Hi, i”m Annie. I’m a young 8 year old girl who was sad yesteday because i had noone to fuckme. I would look at my younger brother cole, 6, years old wishing he was older and not my brother. I dm tim and moby and they said they got me. i was confused but then suddenly i heard my pantiess fall to the floor and my little brother blake was in his crib with moby. Tim had a 32′ inch pecker and it was no match for my tiny poonani or coochie. It was red from all they did to me. They made me call thwm daddy if not i got punished. I got held by my hair while standing like a dogwhile moby and tim stuck it in together. teamwork makes the dream work and also dont worry my baby brother blake got some of me too but its been 2 weeks and we are currently on the run from the police!! :) we are still looking for fun we are in Utah we are currently running to oregon which is far away. I have obtained a cock fetish and my poosai is still sore and wet from that. Thanks tim and moby :) i MEAN DADDY OWW IM GETTING PUNISHED AughhhHGHGHGHG more.
call me 452-621-9534 im hungry for… some…. big….. …. salty… french fries from mcdonalds and oreo mcflurry. Can anyone get nme that? ;) im skinny physically bit mentally fat i really want food and need a saltmommy but opposite so sugarda but anyways heres my story. yesterday i was deppressed
I LOVE FELIX FROM STAYKIDS HES SO FINE HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE MY MAN ;)
i want ralph macchio on my toes rn so back off boy
I LOVE RALPH MACCHIO YOUNG IN HIS 70’s and 80’s I DONT CARE IF HES 62 OR MARRIED WITH KIDS I WILL SNATCH TGWIR DAD AND SNATCH HER HUSBAND BC IM LIKE THAT IM HOMOSEXUAL TOO
i love michael jackson and gavin magnus and sturniolo triplets and my name is associtated with space and means heavenly or of the sky and i have chunky toes and i want to replace them with gavnis
i like ralph macchio and my name is asocited with rest and peace i have chunky belly
@Ryah you shouldn’t be talking cause ik your initils N.P and ik what grade you are so yeah and ik you like what you see ;)
licksbooty be quiet because i know who you are C.M your initials and i know your school your in 7th grade ill tell your mom cpink
@licks booty thats so weird bro you have whats cominf.. without me and also bootyhole_sniffer what it smell/taste like because
i stuck my baby sisters naked barbie up my ass and shoved it fully
we’ve lost touch with society…
I love tim so much. I literally cant handle this, I need him so bad I cannot deal. I want him to eat out my crab cakes. I want him to give me leg pulsating hot monkey wild ape sex. Gosh, he just makes me edge Kevin Leonardo style. I want him to spread me open and suck and fuck me like i’m a big mac. AND TIM, God what I would do to get freaky on Moby. I want Moby to kidnapp me and keep me in his basement, I want to be his sex slave. My smelly ocean is quivering at the thought of their humongtoide roboballs bouncing against me as they clap against me.I want them to put their nanobots inside me, every hole. I would do it every day all day. I want their soft sex creams all over me. I want to use it as my facial moisturizer. I want it as sauce on my chicken nuggets and fries. It will by my 1,000 island sauce, but this time it will be Epstein style. I want them so bad. God bless.
Me and tim can go no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.
I leaned forward and gasped, moaning and crying as Moby fucked my tight ass. he pushed me down to the floor and went harder, his bands stroking my big throbbing dripping cock as he pounded mercilessly at my tight ass.
these comments oml
I’m the Tim they’re all talking about
Game is game i rub my asshole to brainpop every night brainpop is so hot
i edge to moby while he goons to skibidi toilet
Why the fuck are the comments so sexual ?!
WTF IS THIS COMMENT SECTION IM GONNA KRILL MYSELF
Omfg.. moby just fucked me in the ass.. im so sore. #itsgonnatakeacoupledaysforanewvideoguysbepatient #makesuretosmile
Whatâs up brothers I see you talking about Mobyâs big dick well let me tell you mine is longer than Mobyâs anyone that wants me to stick my dick in their pussy and slide it between their tits dm me alright
im annie and as i go up to tim and moby i see their cocks stand up. i may be 11 having sex with an 18 yo and a robot but i dont care. ive been craving them since day one oml. finally they said that they wanted to fuck me and i ofc agreed.
they drop me on the bed and tim starts undressing. moby is a robot so he jumps right in. he takes off my clothes and shoves his 31 inch dick into my pussy. i moan so loud of how good that feels. i see tim stroking his big 11 inch dick looking at the scene. this is the largest cock ive ever seen. i move positions so the two big daddys could enjoy me. i stand into a cat pose and ach my back as a feel moby going in me while tim shoves his cock inside my throat. it feels so good.i hear my ass squilching with excitment and joy. tim couldnt take it anymore and cums onto my face. moby is a robot and can go hard all year long. moby takes his cock out of me and drops tim onto the bed. he starts shoving his penus into his tight ass while i go into my pussy that is wide open. after we all finish, i like off all the cum that is left on everyone.so delicious.
yall im so fcking horny i had to write this imma go to the bathroom and finish off. I hope you cummed :) byee dont forget to smile :bow
Wtf are these comments help
Hey SISTERS James Charles here money fucked my ass and made my asshole wide asf.
Bro I brought Tim to my island and fucked the shit out of him fisted and fingered him lmk his ass was so red and wet asf while we were fucking the little girl on my island ran away but my security guard fucked her so hard he said âthat pussy was tight wet and black and pink on the inside I made her shit bleedâ