Infographic: What Insensitive “Theme Meals” Have NU Dining Halls Hosted in the Past?
[NU Spork] Norbucks’ Barista Training Faces Criticism
EVANSTON — The Starbucks in Norris Student Center, popularly known as “Norbucks,” recently announced it is now hiring new baristas; the training program is slated to last from now until forever. In efforts to employ more students, Norbucks will continue to hire inexperienced applicants and provide them with valuable job skills such as defrosting pound cake and differentiating between tall and small. The program is under criticism from various sororities, such as Quad-Delt, whose chapter president said Norbucks’ poor customer
[NU Spork] NU Cuisine Announces “Palestine Recognition” Meal
EVANSTON — Continuing their long tradition of commemorating every ethnic event with a mildly offensive meal, NU Cuisine announced that Allison Hall will have a Palestine-themed meal to celebrate their recent recognition by the UN. The decision has caused some division among students. The Kosher station will rightfully become a Palestine station, according to Sodexo. Food will include Gaza chicken strips, cease-fire grilled burgers, and hummus on everything. NU Cuisine will divide Allison into three quadrants: the Israeli main room,
[NU Spork] Allison’s Ellery Surpasses Morty’s Popularity
Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes
Asians Finally Relinquish Control over Northwestern after Thanksgiving Break Coup
To Cut Spending, NU Scraps Skating Rink, Builds 600-foot Ski Jump
Fraternity Holds Intervention for Brother Suffering From Sex Addiction
EVANSTON — The members of Theta Eta Zeta fraternity held an intervention this week for their brother, Cameron Cordell, who is suffering from a chronic sex addiction. “Cam has the curse of being the man at everything he does, and regrettably this applies to sex,” said fraternity president Wesley Timmons. “We need to be with him in this time of need.” The brothers called a meeting last week to sit down with Cameron, and let him know what they were
Annoying Student from Minnesota: “You Call That Snow?”
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