Joe Biden Extends His Most Sincere Condolences to the Philippians
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[Tabloid Issue] Flipside Exclusive: Willie Without Makeup
[Tabloid Issue] RETRACTION: Morty Schapiro Is NOT Bigfoot, But May in Fact Be Jewish
While Schapiro failed the definitive Packard-Woller Extraterrestrial Examination, the Tanzer-Pfaff Jewish Ratio found that the name “Schapiro” has the requisite 5:3 proportion of consonants to vowels, denoting a 78% probability of Jewishness.
Evanston Grants Starbucks Liquor License; New Menu Leaked
Oreo vs. Cocaine: Which Should You Choose?
Medill Announces JR Partnership with Foxconn
Starting this winter, students will have the option of working for Taiwanese manufacturer Foxconn in a “hands-on” role designed to “give students valuable media production experience” by having them produce DVD cases, Kindles, and iPods.
Pixar Canada to Shut Down after Release of Wall-Eh?
Forrest Gump Has Had Too Many Boxes of Chocolates
Sophmore Dies of Internal Bleeding Following 20th Successive “Welcome Back” Hug
New Fingerprint Scanner Proves Apple is Committed to Protecting Your Privacy