Plex Held Valentine’s Settlers of Catan Tournament
Sources report that attendance at the event exceeded expectations.
Author Archives: Alex Moisa
Study: The Best and the Brightest Can Still Be Pretty Dumb
In his research, Dr. Critter has studied numerous incidents where Northwestern students have repeatedly done things that are “just plain stupid.”
Iowa Caucus to be Replaced with Russian Roulette
“We’ve decided that in order to boost election coverage and please all sides of our parties, we decided that we would choose our candidates through a game of chance.”
Op Ed: We Need More Task Forces
Task forces for minorities on Northwestern can be great to make everyone feel truly equal; and each task force would be designed for each separate minority, from African Americans to Pacific Islanders.
STUDY: Everyone but You Rushing
A recent study by the Northwestern University Department of Classics shows that everyone but you is rushing. The study reveals that all of your friends are currently planning on joining a Fraternity or Sorority.
NU Men’s Basketball Might Be Good, But You Wouldn’t Know, Would You
Coach Collins has been quoted saying we could make the NCAA Tournament this year, but it’s not like you pay attention to the best men’s basketball coach Northwestern has ever employed.
STUDY: No One Drunk Enough for RCB Formal
Following the annual Residential College Board’s Formal held at Chicago’s Children’s Museum, a recent study found that very few of the attendees had pre-gamed the event.
Newt Gingrich Comes, Eats Hot Cookie Bar, Leaves
Gingrich didn’t say much, but he was seen taking a sizable scoop of soupy cookie dough from the Hot Cookie Bar, a classic favorite at Northwestern dining halls.
Freshman Saving Free CAPS Sessions for Winter Quarter
Local Freshman Josh Camas, WCAS ’19, has been held up in his room at Willard for the past three weeks.Camas has been going through bouts of anxiety and depression following his start at Northwestern.
STUDY: Area Student Has Minute to Discuss LGBT Rights
A recent study published by the Northwestern LGBT Alliance showed shows that the average person is available to discuss LGBT rights for, on average, one minute.