STUDY: No One Drunk Enough for RCB Formal
Following the annual Residential College Board’s Formal held at Chicago’s Children’s Museum, a recent study found that very few of the attendees had pre-gamed the event.
Category Archives: No. 178
Governor Rauner Warms Hands by Fire of Burning Quran
“These Qurans sure burn hot and fast.”
BREAKING: C-Store Sushi Contains Traces of Fish
Authorities have preliminarily declared that the presence of fish in the sushi poses no danger to consumers, though Northwestern administration has already launched an investigation into possible implications.
Study: Everyone Best Friends with Their Roommates Except You
A recent study released by the Northwestern University Psychology Department shows conclusively for the first time that everyone but you is friends with their roommate.
ASG Passes Resolution Condemning Race