BREAKING: Tech Doors
Despite universal acclaim from the two people who supported the measure, the news left most engineering students unhinged.
Category Archives: No. 183
Engineer Goes to South Campus to Find Himself
Local Biomedical Engineering Major, Anthony Martin, MEAS ’19, recently visited South campus for the first time in order to find himself.
NU Men’s and Women’s Sports Teams Paid Equally
Northwestern athletics has always been committed to treating all of our student-athletes equally, and I think our equal wage policy reflects that
Hoverboards, Wheelchairs Banned from Dorms
The decision was made after administrators concluded that any wheeled vehicle would be hazardous to students.
Op Ed: David Bowie Probably Won’t Headline Dillo Day
If they even got David Bowie, they would probably find some way to fuck it up. David Bowie’s time is precious and he would not waste any of it working with amateurs.
Math Department Finds Numbers Dwindling
Earlier today, the Northwestern mathematics department revealed that, due to budget shortfalls, funding for both mathematics research and mathematicians themselves would be cut.
Op Ed: Plexican is Cultural Appropriation
How can we claim to be a liberal university when such crimes of bigotry are happening under our very noses?
Task Force Recommends 174 One-Day Quarters
“I’m already envisioning my morning routine. Wake up. Take a midterm. Brush my teeth, take a midterm. Shower. Take a midterm.”
RAs Required to Wear Body Cams
Student group Battered Dormitory Students Matter—abbreviated BDSM—represents students who have fallen victim abuses of authority on campus.
Op Ed: We Need More Task Forces
Task forces for minorities on Northwestern can be great to make everyone feel truly equal; and each task force would be designed for each separate minority, from African Americans to Pacific Islanders.