Ask Flippy: How Can I Love Myself If Iāll Never Be as Pretty as the 500 Degrees Pizza Crust?
It stares at me smugly, knowing it single-handedly motivated me to seek CAPS.
Author Archives: Allison Rauch
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
āI got a text from Color last night saying āWhat that mouth do?āā
Local Woman Swears Her Zoom Crush āRadiates 6ā1ā Energyā
“You know, like, how heās so tall and sheās so short that it looks like heās going to develop chronic back issues from having to stoop down to kiss her? Thatās what I want.ā
Report: Bryan from Econ Doesnāt Like Halloween āAs an Institutionā
āYouāre not a sexy cat, or a sexy maid, or a sexy bottle of Suave Men 3 in 1 Citrus Rush Shampoo, Conditioner and Body Wash. Youāre just your sad little self, and that should be enough.ā
Woah! Therapist Shares Tidbit of Personal Information
Before, she was just my therapist. But now that sheās, like, a real person with actual thoughts and opinions, it makes me anxious.
Ask Flippy: Is My Boyfriend Cheating On Me, Or Are All Those Texts Just From Kamala Harris?
I mean, if any woman besides me were to be texting my boyfriend, I would want it to be Kamala Harris. I just donāt know what to believe.