The Northwestern Alumni Association will hold a “Dinner with 12 Strangers: Industry” in the hopes of connecting students to individuals working in the industries that they are likely to enter into upon graduation.
After taking a trip to the pork supplier itself, The Flipside has discovered what is keeping the meat from flowing: protesters. The pigs of Chipotle have decided that they have had enough and have taken to the streets to protest for better conditions.
It appears that these two organizations have secretly joined forces with the Dementors of Azkaban to foster gloominess among the students at Northwestern.
While everyone loves to get a nice Snickers bar or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there are a few treasures worth so much more than a silly piece of candy!
“Everyone talks about Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers graduating from NU, but how are we supposed to know about Rahm Emanuel? I’m from here and I didn’t even know Chicago had a mayor,” said sophomore Johnny Howard.
These critters can be seen on a nightly basis wandering around the streets of Evanston. But why are they here? What do they want from us?