No. 170

Study: Your Ancestors Are Disappointed in You

Using ground penetrating radar, sensitive seismographic instruments, and a Ouija board, archivist Louis Diggs of the University of Your Hometown has confirmed that your ancestors are indeed rolling in their graves.

5 years ago

School of Comm Announces Passive Aggression Major

This past weekend, we received reports confirming that the School of Communication will be adding a new major for the 2015-2016 school year. For the first time, students will be able to major in Passive Aggression.

6 years ago