Reports from Allison Hall coming in just moments ago indicate that a couple upstairs is, in fact, really going at it right now.Read More
An area biker apologized today, confessing that he really didn’t see you there. This apology follows a near-collision that occurred on the sidewalk in front of the Jacobs Center.
“To really take advantage of this participant pool, we need a dedication to improving our university – in the form of free labor.”
“Every night, he asks so innocently if he can hit the lights, and every night, I casually say it’s okay. But deep down, I actually do care.”
“The results of this study were exactly what we expected.”
Although she gained extensive acting experience while living there, she plays it down, saying that most of it was really just “some show about nothing.”