Sources out of Morty’s office report that he has placed the new athletic facility at the top of his list of priorities, right above talking to rich white people who have a lot of money.Read More
Multiple reports out of Starbucks Headquarters have confirmed that as a direct result of Starbuck’s recent and controversial cup design, ISIS has won.
Rhetoric on NU’s campus roils with a strong undercurrent of geesism.
“It’s a completely normal thing I do every year, that I should do every year.”
Coming off the heels of his 16th divorce just last week, Gingrich is eager to get back in the game.
The Northwestern Graduation Office recently passed a new bylaw stating that students who receive C’s will no longer receive a Northwestern diploma.
Martin’s speech lasted approximately 15 minutes, with which he imparted words of wisdom such as “It’s the family name that lives on the building you donate. It’s all that lives on.”
There’s something about it…I guess it soothes me.
Those who intend to major can delve into classes such as “The Triangle in the Modern Rock Opera,” and “Classical Spanish Triangle Techniques.”
“I was fine at the beginning, but now I’m just not into it anymore.”