No. 177

Morty: New Athletic Facility Matters

Sources out of Morty’s office report that he has placed the new athletic facility at the top of his list of priorities, right above talking to rich white people who have a lot of money.

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Starbucks Changes Cup, ISIS Wins

Multiple reports out of Starbucks Headquarters have confirmed that as a direct result of Starbuck’s recent and controversial cup design, ISIS has won.

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Bienen to Offer Triangle Major

Those who intend to major can delve into classes such as “The Triangle in the Modern Rock Opera,” and “Classical Spanish Triangle Techniques.”

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