House Committee Forms to Decide Which Hand They Should Use to Jerk Off
“I’m thinking right… Can we put this to a vote? No? Okay, how about left? No? Well. I’m glad we’re all on the same page.”
Category Archives: Headline
Line for Mailroom Extends into Southern Albuquerque
“Now I really need my geography textbook…”
20 Hospitalized with Vicious Infection from Really Viral Video
Lindsay Lohan Dead After Overkill on October 3 Mean Girls Jokes
Easyjet Refuses All Passengers Named “Bertha” and We Don’t Blame Them
“Stay there, we’ll fly without you.”
New Pope Smokes Pot with the Fellas
“Far out, man. Any thoughts on this, God?”
McCormick Student Lays Trail of Breadcrumbs to Avoid Getting Lost in Tech
Weinberg Student Follows Trail in Hopes of Finding a Major
Presidents of College Republicans and College Democrats to Duel at Sunrise
“There’s a 47% chance we’re going to win,” says Republican.
Brain-Dead Prodigy Discovers Cure for Nothing
ASG Shuts Down in Show of Solidarity; Campus Appreciably Improves