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Easyjet Refuses All Passengers Named “Bertha” and We Don’t Blame Them
“Stay there, we’ll fly without you.”
New Pope Smokes Pot with the Fellas
“Far out, man. Any thoughts on this, God?”
McCormick Student Lays Trail of Breadcrumbs to Avoid Getting Lost in Tech
Weinberg Student Follows Trail in Hopes of Finding a Major
Presidents of College Republicans and College Democrats to Duel at Sunrise
“There’s a 47% chance we’re going to win,” says Republican.
Brain-Dead Prodigy Discovers Cure for Nothing
ASG Shuts Down in Show of Solidarity; Campus Appreciably Improves
Ted Cruz Reads to Congress Favorite and Only Book He’s Ever Read
University Plans to Renovate Long Field, Make It Longer
NCAA to Compensate Student Athletes with Free Copies of NCAA Football 15