Vents by University Hall Keep Announcing New Pope Elected, Even Though That’s Old News May 10, 2013 Adam Pecena Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
Mayfest Leaks Battle of the DJs Announcement: It’s Smash Mouth! May 9, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
Japan Responds to North Korea’s Threats of Nuclear Radiation: “Too Late” May 9, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
1995 Self Super Bummed about AOL Music Shutting Down May 8, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
Christian Moms: “Plan B? How About Plan Bay-B?” May 7, 2013 Adam Pecena Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
President Obama a Huge Success at Correspondents’ Dinner With Jokes He Totally Wrote Himself May 6, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
Moron in Next Row Actually Thinks Iron Man Might Die May 5, 2013 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 110
Alumni Donors To Host “You’re Welcome-A-Thon” May 5, 2013 Allison Ortega Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 109
Alumni Relations: “Fuck It, We’ll Just Make the Senior Class Gift Part of Tuition” May 4, 2013 Sam Block Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 109
Mayfest Ask Students Who They Want for Dillo Day, Promptly Ignores Suggestions May 3, 2013 Brian Lee Leave a comment Read more Headline, No. 109