Breaking: The Fighting Methodist Becomes 15% Funnier by Laying Off Half Its Writers
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[NU Spork] Four NU Students Attend Native American Heritage Dinner
[NU Spork] Smaller Plates Increase Caloric Consumption, Going Back for Fourths
[NU Spork] Secret Dining Hall Discovered in Basement of SMQ
[NU Spork] Allison’s Ellery Surpasses Morty’s Popularity
Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes
Asians Finally Relinquish Control over Northwestern after Thanksgiving Break Coup
To Cut Spending, NU Scraps Skating Rink, Builds 600-foot Ski Jump
Annoying Student from Minnesota: “You Call That Snow?”
The Flipside Coasts For a Week After Reading “The Fighting Methodist”
“Really? That’s all they’ve got?” state relieved Flipside editors.