Ruh-Roh! Scooby Doo Found Dead in Fatal Van Accident at 52
The accident occurred at approximately 3:00 A.M. in what first responders are calling “a blatant breach of car safety laws” and a result of “some kind of drug-induced hysteria”.
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New Marvel Movie Dares to Ask the Question: “What If We Made A New Marvel Movie?”
“Our goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history haven’t gone—by using the same formula we used the last 25 times.”
Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
“How do you know which ‘hee’ is the past participle?”
Ask Flippy: What if President Blank’s Lawn isn’t Large Enough to Protest On? What if Her Windows Shut and Her Doors Lock??
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and I’ve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
5 Group Costumes Your Friends Will Try To Rope You Into And 20 Slightly Different Ways to Say “Haha Maybe….”
For every “guys, how about sexy anti-vaxxers?” there will always be a “lol I don’t know maybe lol.”