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Op-Ed: Wait, My LinkedIn Job Post Was Self-Congratulatory?
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Deep down, I know I earned this internship by trading massive amounts of my inheritance on Robinhood every day.
Deep down, I know I earned this internship by trading massive amounts of my inheritance on Robinhood every day.
Reports from test audiences found Kanobi to “get under people’s skin”.
Each month, I will use my superb shut-up-and-grind capabilities to find different means of making up the extra rent. By July, I will have acquired thousands of new skills and g-g-g-g-god-like entrepreneurial savvy, the likes of which no Kellogg professor has ever encountered.